Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber

What is the best kind of dog to ask for

| Dog jokes

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions? A Chihuahua, because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer

| Military jokes

Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from !

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A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a

| Police jokes

A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." "So why are you in uniform?" "Today is my day off."

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Why did the vampire stand

| Vampire jokes

Why did the vampire stand at the bus stop with his finger up his nose? He was a ghoulsnif fer.

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After an overnight flight to meet my father

| Aviation jokes

After an overnight flight to meet my father at his latest military assignment, my mother wearily arrived at Rhein-Main Air Base in Germany with my eight siblings and me -- all under age 11. Collecting our many suitcases, the ten of us entered the cramped customs area. A young customs officia

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto.