Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows
| Computer jokes
Webster's Dictionary definition of Windows 95 Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor, written by a 2 bit company, that can't stand 1 bit of competition.
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'We're going to play elephants and
| Elephant jokes
'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !
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Doctor, Doctor When I press with my
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor When I press with my finger here... it hurts, and here... it hurts, and here... and here... What do you think is wrong with me? You have a broken finger!
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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it.
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If your watch is broken, why can't you go
| Time jokes
If your watch is broken, why can't you go fishing? Because you don't have the time.
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Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.