Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks. I know how many pockets I have.
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Mary was having a tough day
| Mental health jokes
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!" Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly
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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in
| Computer jokes
Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis? Because it is below C level.
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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
| Time jokes
What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver? Time to get a new watchdog.
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Why did the blonde have
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.