Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A:
| Cat jokes
Q: What do you call it when a cat bites? - A: Catnip!
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A man and a little boy entered a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut
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Men are like vacuum
| Men jokes
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
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Spell extra wise in two letters.
| Spelling jokes
Spell extra wise in two letters. YY (2 y's)
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Why did both Germany and the U.S
| Gorilla jokes
Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
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How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!