What did the monster say when he saw a
| Car and train jokes
What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!
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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
| Cannibal jokes
A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
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Q: Why did the farmer call his
| Farmer jokes
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
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Policeman: Do you know
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No, you're the one with the radar.
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!