What do chicken families do on
| Bird jokes
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon? They go on peck-nics !
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A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting
| Sport jokes
A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes! Doctor: I don't know, but I've never seen such ineptitude! Pastor: Hey, here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a wo
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Q: How many screenwriters
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.
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Why did the monster
| Dead and dying jokes
Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
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What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog
| Dog jokes
What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ? A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
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How do you confuse an idiot? Give him two spades and ask him to take his pick.