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A driver pulled up beside a rundown

| Car and train jokes

A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines. "Don't know," the woman said. He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirr

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Men are like copiers.

| Men jokes

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

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Guidry called in Plotke, the painter,

| Idiot and fool jokes

Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. "How much you gonna charge me?" asked Guidry. "Twenty dollars an hour," replied Plotke. "Good Lord!" exclaimed the home owner. "I wouldn't pay Michelangelo that price!" "I tell you one thing, mister," said the painter. "I

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