Why did the man call his horse

What do you call a witch that stays out all

| Witch jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night? A fresh air freak.

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Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

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There was a salmon fisherman who was out in

| Fishing jokes

There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers

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Why did the grape cross the road?

| Food jokes

Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

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God looks down and notices that Adam is all

| Religious jokes

God looks down and notices that Adam is all alone while all the animals have companions, so he decides to create a companion for man as well. He comes to see Adam and says to him, "Adam, you are my greatest creation and therefore, I am going to create for you the ultimate companion. She will

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Why did the man call his horse Fleabag? Because he was often scratched!