Why is the space between a

As the airliner was preparing to land in

| Aviation jokes

As the airliner was preparing to land in Madrid in a rainstorm, an English passenger seemed noticeably afraid. "What's the problem, fellow?" asked his seat mate. "Surely," said the Englishman, "you've heard the saying, 'The planes in Spain fall mainly in the rains!!

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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge

| Dentist jokes

I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p

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A salesman walking along the beach found a

| Salesmen jokes

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. "I will grant you three wishes," announced the genie. "But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well -- only double." The salesman thought about thi

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Are you

| Old age jokes

Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!

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Policeman: Didn't you see

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Didn't you see the signs with the speed limit? Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.

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Why is the space between a woman’s breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.