What do Psychologists say to each
| Mental health jokes
What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
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Army Retirement
| Vietnamese
The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G
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Why aren't burgers the
| Halloween jokes
Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
| Easter jokes
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
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This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”