This man says to his friend,” I stopped

What do Psychologists say to each

| Mental health jokes

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "

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Army Retirement

| Vietnamese

The Pentagon recently found it had too many Generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any General who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured, in a straight line along the retiring general's body, between two points he chose. The first G

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Why aren't burgers the

| Halloween jokes

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween? They're used to people 'goblin' them!

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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a

| Dirty jokes

Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.

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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie

| Easter jokes

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!

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This man says to his friend,” I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel.”