How many applicants does it take to change
| Humor jokes
How many applicants does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but 200 applied for the job.
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Why did the biscuit cry?
| Food jokes
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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How many biologists does
| Biologist jokes
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
| Fishing jokes
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby'
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A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. “I will grant you three wishes,” announced the genie. “But since Satan still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as well — only double.” The salesman thought about this for a while. “For my first wish, I would like ten million dollars,” he announced. Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and assured the man that $10,000,000 had been deposited. “But your rival has just received $20,000,000,” the genie said. “I’ve always wanted a Ferrari,” the salesman said. Instantly a Ferrari appeared. “But your rival has just received two Ferraris,” the genie said. “And what is your last wish?” “Well,” said the salesman, “I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney for transplant.”