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Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who

| Car and train jokes

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are c

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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater

| Dog jokes

What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !

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What's the difference between an injured

| Elephant jokes

What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather ? One roars with pain and the other pours with rain !

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What animals were last

| Elephant jokes

What animals were last to leave the ark ? The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !

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What two words have thousands of letters in

| Letter jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.

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The Punished Schoolboy by Major Bumsaw’