A distraught mum rushed into the back
| Baby jokes
A distraught mum rushed into the back yard, where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom of an old upturned tin bath with a poker. "What do you think you're doing?" she demanded. "I'm just entertaining the baby," explained Tommy. "Where is the baby?" asked his Mum. "Under the bath."
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My mother-in-law is like a fine French
| Humor jokes
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting. She's very lovely, but is best appreciated at a distance.
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Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing
| Dirty jokes
Two elderly ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. The lady asked, "What's that?" "A condom," the other lady responded. "This way my cigarette doe
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What does a
| Frog jokes
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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What is a childs’s favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.