Egotistical Harry was always reminding people
| Sport jokes
Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball. "I was the James Bond type of player," he told his friends. "I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition." "Batted .007," his wife added.
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Why are elephants grey ?
| Elephant jokes
Why are elephants grey ? So you can tell them from flamingos !
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Look, guide, here are some LION
| Travel and tourist jokes
Look, guide, here are some LION tracks. "Good. You see where they go and I'll find out where they came from."
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There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who
| Ethnic jokes
There was a young Scottish boy called Angus who decided to try life in Australia. He found an apartment in a small block and settled in. After a week or two, his mother called from Aberdeen to see how her son was doing in his new life. 'I'm fine, ' Angus said. 'But there are some really strange
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What do you get if you
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !
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Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.