Why did the bees go on strike ?

A defense attorney was

| Police jokes

A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial -- it went like this: Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who p

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Hello? the blonde responded answering the

| Dirty jokes

Hello? the blonde responded answering the phone. Hearing no response, she repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come over and take you into the bedroom, undress you, lick you from head to toe, and then make mad passionate love to you until dawn." the male voice whispered. "Scheesch! Y

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What do you always get

| Birthday jokes

What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt

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How do rain drops marry?

| Weather jokes

How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce

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Q: How do

| Music jokes

Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !