The big bang

A Texan walks into a pub in

| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back." The room is quiet and no one takes up the Texan's o

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What do you get if you cross a skunk

| Various animal jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur? A stinkasaurus!

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A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside

| Blonde jokes

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!" Someone else yells, "Call 911!" The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

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What did the bunny want to do when he grew

| Rabbit jokes

What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.

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What did the apple say to the apple

| Apple jokes

What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."

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The big bang by Dina Mite