You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
| Weather jokes
You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller,
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Q: Why does the secret
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why does the secret service guard Hillary so closely? A: Because if something happens to her, Bill becomes President!
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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When is a farmer like a magician?
| Cow jokes
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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A friend of
| Marriage jokes
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he'd quit -- seems they'd matched him up with his wife.
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What’s the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around.