What’s black and white all over and difficult? An exam paper!
Category: School jokes
The food in our school canteen is
The food in our school canteen is perfect. If your a bug!
What kind of food do maths teachers
What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria? The food!
Where did all the cuts and blood come
Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!
An ideal homework excuse
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
Great news, teacher says we have a test today
Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what’s so great about that? It’s snowing outside!
Teacher: How much is half of 8?
Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Why did the teacher put the
Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it
When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!