Why did the teacher put the

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't

| Old age jokes

Perhaps you know why women over fifty don't have babies. They would put them down somewhere and forget where they left them.

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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were

| Cowboy jokes

Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the

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Why did the burglar take a shower?

| Criminal jokes

Why did the burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway

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Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.

| Food jokes

Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?

| Teeth jokes

Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.

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Why did the teacher put the lights on? Because the class was so dim!