Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep.

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very

| Dance jokes

There was a dance teacher who talked of a very old dance called the Politician. "All you have to do" she told her class "is take three steps forward, two steps backward, then side-step side-step and turn around."

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A motorist ran into a shop.

| Car and train jokes

A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the motorist, "I must have run over a nun."

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Q: How so you call a

| Biologist jokes

Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.

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Q: What do men and sperm

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.

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Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.

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Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !