Why do mice need oiling ?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear

| Sport jokes

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear ? Because he liked sole music !

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Yo Mama's so fat that while

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."

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Whats black and white and red all

| Car and train jokes

Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident.

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Why was the cat so small ?

| Cat jokes

Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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A doctor is going round the ward with

| Doctor and nurse jokes

A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead. "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor. "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!" At the next bed the next patient

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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !