Why does Father Christmas go down
| Christmas jokes
Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!
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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
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I spent the whole evening
| Internet jokes
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing! Don't you mean netsurfing? No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
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Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I
| Humor jokes
Q: What did the cook say to the dough? A: I "NEED" you!
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What do you call a Scottish parrot ?
| Bird jokes
What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw !
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What kind of food do maths teachers eat? Square meals!