Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!
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This executive was interviewing a
| Blonde jokes
This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."
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What do you get if you take your computer to
| Computer jokes
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.
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A guy walks into a post office one day
| Lawyer jokes
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better
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Q: Why do drummers always
| Music jokes
Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.
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Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she’s top of the class. Father: That’s why I think it must be a terrible class.