Father: I want to take my girl our of this

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

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This executive was interviewing a

| Blonde jokes

This executive was interviewing a nervous young blonde women for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?" The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

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What do you get if you take your computer to

| Computer jokes

What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.

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A guy walks into a post office one day

| Lawyer jokes

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. His curiosity getting the better

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Q: Why do drummers always

| Music jokes

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

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Father: I want to take my girl our of this terrible math class. Teacher: But she’s top of the class. Father: That’s why I think it must be a terrible class.