How does a male lightning bolt feel when he
| Weather jokes
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
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My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
| Rabbit jokes
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am.
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How should you send a letter to the Easter
| Easter jokes
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare mail!
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An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your
| Farmer jokes
An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I won't be surprised if this tree will give you less than twenty pounds of apples." "I won't be surprised either," said the farmer, "this is an orange tree".
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Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!
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What is your favourite type of birthday present? Another present!