Category: School jokes

Son: I can’t go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don’t feel well Teacher: Where don’t you feel well? Son: In school!

Teacher: What are the Great Plains? Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16!

Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing? Pupil: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!

Teacher: That’s quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don’t know teacher. What will you give me?

Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated? Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile! Teacher: Name an animal that lives in Lapland! Pupil: A reindeer Teacher: Good, now name another. Class: Another reindeer!

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning. Class: Hooray! Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!

Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!

Did they play tennis in ancient Egypt? Yes, the bible tells how Joseph served in Pharoah’s court!

What was King Arthur’s favourite game? Knights and crosses!

Why aren’t you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!