Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the
| Religious jokes
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time. The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Could you possibly be saying a Mass for the poor creature?" Father Patrick told the farmer "No, we can'
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What do you always get
| Birthday jokes
What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!birt
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Why do penguins eat fish?
| Fishing jokes
Why do penguins eat fish? Because donuts get soggy before they can catch them.
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What do you call a person who falls onto
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ? A laplander !
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Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !