Where did all the cuts and blood come

'Father

| Christmas jokes

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that! 'Oh, yes I can. the elf said. 'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!

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What is black and yellow and buzzes along at

| Insect jokes

What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet ? A bee is an aeroplane !

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Men

| Men jokes

Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.

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Q: How many Leos does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Leos does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None: A Leo would order somebody else to change it.

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What do you call a big irish spider ?

| Insect jokes

What do you call a big irish spider ? Paddy long legs !

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Where did all the cuts and blood come from? The school went on a trip!