Q: How many Camera Assistants does it
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he
| Christmas jokes
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !
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Two young men were out in the woods on a
| Fishing jokes
Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook. They stayed there all day, enjoying the fishing, which was super. At the end of the day, knowing that they would be graduating from college soon, they vowed that they would meet, in twenty year
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Monster: Stick 'em down.
| Business jokes
Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.
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A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
| Blonde jokes
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.
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Who’s the aardvark’s favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!