How do fireflies lose weight?

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting

| Money jokes

At the Cedar Rapids Chamber of Commerce meeting the treasurer reported a deficit of two hundred dollars. One of the chamber members stood up and said, "I vote that we donate half of it to the Red Cross and then give the other fifty dollars to the Salvation Army."

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What was the dog doing on the turnpike?

| Dog jokes

What was the dog doing on the turnpike? About seven miles an hour.

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A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He

| Easter jokes

A man wanted an Easter pet for his daughter. He looked at a baby chick and a baby duck. They were both very cute, but he decided to buy the baby chick. Do you know why? The baby chick was a little cheeper!

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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm?

| Blonde jokes

Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally

| Sport jokes

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game? Sorry, it was a freak hic!

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How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.