Why did the chicken cross the road half way
| Bird jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching
| Dog jokes
If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band, what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone.
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What question must always be answered,
| Spelling jokes
What question must always be answered, "Yes"? "What does Y-E-S spell?"
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What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool
| Cat jokes
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ? She had mittens !
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On what kind of ships do students
| College jokes
On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.
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Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary’s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, “Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.” She smirked and replied, “No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.”