Why does Santa Claus only have seven
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa Claus only have seven reindeer? Because Prancer moved in with a hairdresser in Beverly Hills.
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Teacher: If I gave you three
| School jokes
Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have? Jackie: Nine. Teacher: That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie: No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
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I saw the most beautiful
| Car and train jokes
I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: 'Come on in. They're bigger than ever and they last a lifetime! Later I learned he was talking about the payments.
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What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no
| Dog jokes
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair? A bald beagle!
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What do you call a man who has lost 95
| Men jokes
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
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What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !