What does the lion say to his
| Hunting jokes
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? 'Let us prey.
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During the month of
| Weather jokes
During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside
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There was a farmer who
| Farmer jokes
There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened
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Why does an actor enjoy his work so
| Movie and TV jokes
Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play.
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Ill have to report you, sir, said the
| Police jokes
Ill have to report you, sir, said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 miles an hour." "Nonsense, officer," declared the driver. "I've only been in the car for ten minutes."
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What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson? He stank to the bottom of the pool!