Cannibals capture three men. The men
| Cannibal jokes
Cannibals capture three men. The men are told that they will be skinned and eaten and then their skin will be used to make canoes. Then they are each given a final request. The first man asks to be killed as quickly and painlessly as possible. His request is granted, and they poison him. The sec
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Tourist: Is this 99 Main
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: Is this 99 Main Street? Resident: No, it's 66, but we turn it upside down to confuse people.
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But let's get real here guys, I mean who
| Marriage jokes
But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.
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An old fellow came
| Doctor and nurse jokes
An old fellow came into the hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder. The surgeon who removed the gallbladder was adamant that his patients be up and walking in the hall the day after surgery, to help prevent blood clots forming in the leg veins. The nurses walked the pati
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What monster plays the most April Fool's
| Monster jokes
What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!
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Waiter, there is a fly in my wine ! Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!