What is yellow on the inside and green on the
| Banana jokes
What is yellow on the inside and green on the outside ? A banana dressed up as a cucumber !
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry
| Frog jokes
What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft !
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Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you?
| Dog jokes
Alsation: Was your master playing catch with you? Chihuahua: No, I was playing throw with her!
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a
| Snake jokes
What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna
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An airline captain was breaking in a very
| Aviation jokes
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a stay-over in another city, so upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning as the pilot was
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans. Bill: “Why don’t I throw this hundred dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy.” Hillary: “Well, why don’t you throw ten hundred dollar bills out the window and make ten people happy.” Al: “Why don’t you two jump out the window and make me and Tipper happy.” Tipper: “Why don’t we all jump out the window and make everybody throughout the United States and world happy.”