Alsation: How did you find the fleas?

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout

| Old age jokes

The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife were shopping in an upscale jewelry boutique when the man's oldest friend bumped into him. Eyeing the curvaceous blonde bending over the counter to try on a necklace, the friend asked "How in the hell did YOU land a wife like that?" The old man w

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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker

| Ethnic jokes

A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news

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Contrary to what people say,

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

Contrary to what people say, you can indeed drink to relax. Of course sometimes, you get so calm, you can't move.

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Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass

| Blonde jokes

Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side.

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What are your two favourite times to party?

| Time jokes

What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!

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Alsation: How did you find the fleas? Beagle: I didn’t! They found me!