Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it
| Answer me this jokes
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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Why is President Carter important to
| Burger jokes
Why is President Carter important to Hamburger Land in April? One the opening day of the baseball season, he throws out the first meatball!
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak
| Weather jokes
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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Q: How many DP's
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor
| Apple jokes
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
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What pill would you give to an elephant that can’t sleep ? Trunkquilizers !