QUESTION: What do you get from a bee
| Insect jokes
QUESTION: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? ANSWER: Milk and honey.
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An old couple in an old folks home are having an
| Dirty jokes
An old couple in an old folks home are having an affair, nothing much they just sit watching TV late at night while the old woman holds the old mans dick. Then suddenly the old man ends the affair because of another woman. The old woman's distraught and yells, "WHAT'S THIS OTHER WOMAN GOT TH
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play
| Music jokes
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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The local sheriff was looking
| Police jokes
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
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How did the footbal pitch end up as
| Sport jokes
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle? Somebody took a corner!
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Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?