Little
| Funny jokes - 50 best jokes
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?" When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin a
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Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an
| Telephone jokes
Caller: Operator! Operator! Call me an ambulance! Operator: Okay. You're an ambulance!
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What did the slug say as he slipped
| Various animal jokes
What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast? How slime flies!
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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.