A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a
| Spelling jokes
A group of Texas A&M Aggies and a group of Harvard students had been deadlocked in a spelling bee for an entire week. At the end of the contest the score was tied and the judges had a dilemma. They told the contestants that each group was to quickly come up with a poem using the word 'Timbuktu.
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The seven dwarves are down in the mines when
| Sport jokes
The seven dwarves are down in the mines when there is a cave-in. Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them. In the distance a voice shouts out "Charlton are good enough to win the European Cup." Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
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Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called "The Johnson Years".
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What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?
| Snake jokes
What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !
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Why are Vampires Democrats?
| Political jokes
Why are Vampires Democrats? They want Gore in 2000.
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What is a moo hoo for steak that came late? Filet delay!