What did the apple say to the apple
| Apple jokes
What did the apple say to the apple pie? "You've got some crust."
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FRED: Your monster was
| Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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I forgot my brother's
| Birthday jokes
I forgot my brother's birthday last month. What did he say? Rick: Nothing, yet.
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What do you get if you cross a ghost and a
| Journalist jokes
What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !
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This is the difference between
| Military jokes
This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.
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What did one tooth say to the other tooth? “Thar’s gold in them thar fills.”