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Which vampire tried to eat James Bond?

| Vampire jokes

Which vampire tried to eat James Bond? Ghouldfinger.

A man coughed violently, and his false

| Teeth jokes

A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall. "Oh, dear," he said, "whatever shall I do? I can't afford a new set." "Don't worry," said his friend. "I'll get a pair from my brother for you." The next day the friend came back with the teeth, whi

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Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put

| School jokes

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What?, and get bitten!

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Doctor, doctor! said the

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor! said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly. "You just tie a lump of cheese to a piece of string and lower it into your husband's mouth. As soon as the mouse ta

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