FRED: Your monster was

What is the difference between a thief and a

| Criminal jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

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A young woman goes to her doctor

| Dirty jokes

A young woman goes to her doctor complaining that the insides of her upper thighs have turned green. The doctor examined her and asked her if by any chance she went out with a Romany. When she said yes the doctor said "Well tell him his ear rings aren't real gold!!!"

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What does a bunny use when it goes

| Rabbit jokes

What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet.

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Why is a banana peel on the

| Banana jokes

Why is a banana peel on the sidewalk like music? Because if you don't C sharp you'll B flat.

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Two cannibals were having their

| Cannibal jokes

Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other "I don't like your friend." The other one said, "Well, put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."

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FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes – ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.