What does an accountant say when

Iraq has just ordered two

| Idiot and fool jokes

Iraq has just ordered two thousand septic tanks from Russia. As soon as the Iraqis learn to drive them, they are going to invade Iran.

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There is a story about a monastery in Europe

| Religious jokes

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep c

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

| Rabbit jokes

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.

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Q: What happened to the Polish National

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What happened to the Polish National Library? A: Someone stole the book.

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Q: How do you recognize a

| Blonde jokes

Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It’s 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait – 13 seconds, no wait – 14 seconds, no wait……