Why didn't the dog want to play football
| Sport jokes
Why didn't the dog want to play football ? It was a boxer !
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A Jewish couple, are sitting
| Travel and tourist jokes
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see
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A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
| Dentist jokes
A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging. Dentist: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Docor, it wasn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now, and I don
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What is an elephants favourite film
| Elephant jokes
What is an elephants favourite film ? Elephantasia
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Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You’ve got multiple personalities.