While trying to diagnose a
| Computer jokes
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file. He said it said "File not found". I told him to do a dir. I asked him if he saw autoexec.bat listed. He said, "Well it says autoexec, then there's some spaces, but no dot, and then it s
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years.
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Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
| Baby jokes
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
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Havent I
| Music jokes
Havent I seen your face before? a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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Who is the bees favourite singer ?
| Insect jokes
Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !
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What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.