First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror
| Beauty jokes
First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination.
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A man is driving down a country road, when he
| Farmer jokes
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out
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An American tourist went into
| Dirty jokes
An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. "Senor, these are the cojones," the waiter replied. "The what, you say?" exclaimed the tou
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Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog
| Dog jokes
Q: What goes "krab, krab, krab"? - A: A dog barking in a mirror.
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Why do the elephants have short tails
| Elephant jokes
Why do the elephants have short tails ? Because they can't remember long stories !
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Ref: I’m sending you off Player: What for? Ref: The rest of the match!