How far do burgers go in school?
| Burger jokes
How far do burgers go in school? Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!).
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Why did the bees go on strike ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !
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What did the baby dolphin do when he
| Various animal jokes
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way? He whale-d
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When did Caesar reign ?
| History jokes
When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ?
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and sai
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A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. “Remember,” the doctor said, “don’t get excited, don’t get mad, and forget about baseball when you’re off the field.” Then he added, “By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth?” Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.