A man is driving down a country road, when he

yo mama so fat she has seat belts

| Yo momma jokes

yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!!

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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of

| Weather jokes

What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.

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What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua?

| Dog jokes

What kind of leash should you buy for a Chihuahua? A short one!

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What dog do other dogs go to when they

| Dog jokes

What dog do other dogs go to when they are sick? A docs-hund!

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Auntie Gladys

| Car and train jokes

Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a mile, the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. 'Oh, Gladys,' said her friend, 'you've lost your engine! 'Never mind dear,' said auntie.

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A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing. The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, “Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?” The farmer replies, “I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize.” “How?” asks the man, puzzled. “Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field.”