Q: What is the basement where White House
| Political jokes
Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.
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A tourist is sightseeing in
| Music jokes
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commerative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching soun
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How did the octopus lovers walk down the
| Humor jokes
How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm.
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Q: Complete the following word analogy:
| Computer jokes
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A: Number 4.
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What is a cannibal's favorite food?
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What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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Why did the big pig want to go on stage? There was a lot of ham in him.