Teacher: You're new
| School jokes
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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What's red and green and wears
| Food jokes
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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Which insect didn't play well in goal?
| Sport jokes
Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!
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The Michaels family owned a small farm in
| Weather jokes
The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between the United States and Canada for generations. Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her ninetieth birthday, lived on the farm with her son
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Would you like a duck egg for supper?
| Food jokes
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I’d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.